Koala: Do your friends find you cute?

“If they do, they don’t say so… I’m pretty sure I’m more annoyin’ than anything else! Haha…”

“—Wait… Actually, Hilda thinks I’m cute and, technically, she’s my best friend!”

{ what friends like what hilbert said—if they do, they haven’t said anything ; w; though i guess they might since they like to say my name in a sexual way, then see my reaction to it. usually i’m just like “ummmmmmmm??? /twiddles fingers” so }

Hamster: Do you eat a lot?

“Not really! I usually just have lunch and dinner and that’s it. And, of course, a doughnut! A doughnut a day keeps the, uh—Gee, I’m bad at this! Never mind ~”

{ i eat once about every hour or two sooo YES. i’m glad i have fast metabolism but when i get older i won’t be able to eat a lot anymore OTL /sobs because peanut butter fudge cookies }